"the 'this is why you fart' topic"

This was the actual headline from a site I just visited on a vegetarian website. For the last week, I have been a minimalist/busy/not gone to the grocery store and, as a result, my diet has been primarily vegetarian. I have noticed that I started farting often and loudly (not silent and deadly, but which is worse, really??) and looked up possible causes. Turns out spinach, in addition to beans, compounded by a vegetarian diet high in fiber all lead to excessive farting. I have been eating my way through a bag of spinach and fresh green beans all week!! I think I'm going to have to change my diet because I spend so much time studying in the quiet library, I can't afford such embarrassment! Nevertheless, my diet may still be more wholesome than Rye's...