Can we talk about this bear?

it plays a trumpet and makes soccer calls! i hope bears like this are common in spanish-speaking countries; i will get one instead of the cat i was planning on adopting.


in other news, i worked pouring wine at a charity golf event yesterday. about 40% of those offered took a free glass. this is the difference between real life and college. also, my high school's librarian had a surgery in which HER STOMACH WAS REMOVED. THE WHOLE THING. i have no idea how this is feasible.