1. Touch someone's eyeball with my eyeball.
2. Hold someone's uvula between my fingertips.
3. Put my head in a bucket of peeled grapes.
4. Attempt surfing.
5. Levitate via hundreds of helium balloons or rocket fuel. Unless I an find something earth-friendly.
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I have no words for 1-3, but I love that surfing is on this list haha.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would totally want to fly on balloons with you.
yeah, you just threw surfing in there to try to sound normal...hahaha.
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jokes. i like that you're strange.
Why is "attempt surfing" even ON this list?? What!!? Look at the other entries!
ReplyDeleteOh, no! I'm going to be fired now, because I keep laughing in my room and the researchers nearby find that strange! Damn! Too funny!